I've just spent the last hour at the health department trying to sort out the controversy that is my birthdate.  You see, the social security office claims it's August 7th, while my birth certificate shows that it's the 5th.  Do I really exist?  Have my parents been lying to me all these years?  Have I been adopted(that would explain the lighter hair and green eyes)?  Who am I?
 
And yet, it has been settled.  My birth certificate was filed on the 7th which the social security office misread.  STUPID!  Do they know the horror that they have caused me?  There is nothing like a huge LIE to ruin your day.  Once again I exaggerate...just another quirk in my life.  I like quirks...after the fact.

Monday, July 19, 2004 | 4:48 PM | LINK |